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via: Complex
The highly-anticipated Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto fight is finally going down this Saturday and you can sure it’ll be at least worth the bar’s cover charge (click here for our interview with Pacquiao’s trainer). Actually, we can’t guarantee that, given the quickie knockouts the Pac-Man has been handing out for the past couple of years. Still, we wouldn’t count out Cotto just yet—dude’s only lost one bout out of the 35 he’s fought in his pro career. But since you won’t know for sure until they tap gloves, we thought we’d set up a little match that we could decide for ourselves. We’re putting the hottest girls from their respectrive homelands (Pacquiao’s Philippines and Cotto’s Puerto Rico) in the ring for a hot-to-deathmatch. One thing’s for sure: we’d give any of these ladies a standing 8-count anytime…

Round #1: Luana Lani vs. Carmen Luvana
• If we could only judge this round based on more than looks alone, maybe the results would differ—but since we can’t, we gotta hand this round to Carmen. The porn star’s already racked up some championship belts, including an XRCO Award for a girl-on-girl scene with Jenna Jameson in 2004.
Winner: Carmen Luvana

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Round #2: Wendy Valdez vs. Dayanara Torres
• Although both were beauty queens, Dayanara was a former Miss Universe, not to mention that the Philippines actually invited her to endorse their products and take on movie roles. During her five-year stay in the country, she dated an A-List Filipino actor named Aga Muhlach. Sorry, Ms. Valdez, but you’re not number Juan this time…even in your own country.
Winner: Dayanara Torres

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Round #3: Sarah Geronimo vs. Nina Sky
• Although 2-for-1 is usually a better deal, Sarah Geronimo is as big as Britney Spears in the Philippines: The girl’s put out five platinum albums in the country. In contrast, when’s was the last time you heard a Nina Sky song? You think about it while we stand here with some Kleenex to dab at your inevitable tears.
Winner: Sarah Geronimo

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Round #4: Anne Curtis vs. Susie Castillo
• We all know Susie was one of the better replacements for that dude with the nail polish on TRL, but TRLended a year ago. Kinda seems like Susie’s losin’ a bit of steam, while Anne is still on her toes. On top of hosting and modeling duties, the Philippines is giving Anne yet another new show to star in. Who could blame ‘em? We can’t get enough of her either.
Winner: Anne Curtis

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Round #5: Lea Salonga vs. Roselyn Sanchez
• Lea Salonga hit her prime a couple of years back with Les Miserables and that Aladdin song. Sure, she’s got respectable in the bag. But Roselyn Sanchez has the power to make any movie a little bit better; why else would anyone have gone to see Rush Hour 2?
Winner: Roselyn Sanchez

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Round #6: Jeri Lee vs. Gloria Velez
• Yo, Gloria Velez may be all-woman x10, but sometimes that’s just a liiiiiitle too much. Now, Jeri Lee, on the other hand…

Winner: Jeri Lee

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Round #7: Bea Alonzo vs. Nadine Velasquez
• Bea’s cute and has an impressive resume in the Philippines. But Nadine is just plain sexy and apparently has had a stint on every U.S. TV show these days, from My Name is Earl to the new and (hilarious) The League. Sorry, Bea, long-distance relationships just aren’t worth it.
Winner: Nadine Velazquez

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Round #8: Kristine Hermosa vs. Jennifer Lopez
• We honestly don’t think we could match J.Lo with anyone without her ass taking the crown. She gets the vote hands down…her pants!
Winner: Jennifer Lopez

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Round #9: Charo Ronquillo vs. Zuleyka Rivera
• Any other day, Zuleyka would’ve taken this in a heartbeat. Her sexiness has been on display since her crowning as Miss Universe 2006. But peep, Charo is a Ford supermodel who hit up a gang of fashion runways during this year. What, you think that counts for nothing?
Winner: Charo Ronquillo

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Round #10: Angel Locsin vs. Mia Troche
• Although Mia Troche’s sexiness is just un-damn-deniable, we need a girl who at least has a little more to offer. Enter: Angel Locsin. Babygirl’s not just your standard model and actress; she’s also a fashion designer and a film producer. A girl with sex appeal and ambition. T.K.O.
Winner: Angel Locsin